Disclaimer

I, AND ANYONE AND EVERYONE IN CONNECTION WITH THIS SITE DO NOT CONDONE OR ENCOURAGE MURDER, OR VIOLENCE OF ANY KIND, THIS SITE IS SATIRICAL AND ENTIRELY A JOKE

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murder and/or violence in any and all situations is bad, wrong, not ok, illegal, and should not be done and I want that very clear. I have left this page hidden from navigation for purposes of immersion and the overall "vibe" or "feel" of the site to be congruent for its uses

I and anyone and everyone connected with this site is NOT responsible for anyone who takes this site as anything other than as satire. the entire purpose is satire and for fictional situations or use cases this IS NOT TO BE USED IN REAL LIFE

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